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1987-09-15
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Well I'll Be A Camp Old Prat! Jokes That Are FUNNY??? Never!
Simply unheard of! Ah, turnips... you either larf or you
dont.. its up to you in this cosy little democracy of ours.
Q. Wots the difference between an ST port-over and a turd?
A. Not much except it takes more effort to release a turd!!!
Bert: Err, Frank, Have farts got lumps in 'em?
Frank: No...
Bert: Then I've just shit myself!!!
Frank: Oh..
Q. I say, I say, I say! What computer looks like an ST,acts
like an ST,is as crap as an ST but isn't an ST????!!!
A. An STE! ('ats a cracker! - nope its another shit Atari
production)
Q. Why did Robin Hood steal dosh from the rich??
A. Cus the poor hadn't any!!! (This is funny)
Q.Hear about the tramp who put odour eaters in his shoes?
A.He took 3 steps and disappeared!!!
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